Career and Kids

Darkside Zodiac at Work

by elizabeth on April 30th, 2007

Looking for a new career?

Darkside Zodiac at Work by Stella Hyde offers up some career advice based on your zodiac sign.

Now, I know some people are true believer in these matters, but, I just wanted to share the job pointers it gives, you know, in case you’re having a hard time with the employment hunt:

Aries make great arsonists or henchmen
Tauruses are good at robbing banks.
Geminis are perfect blackmailers
Cancers excel at kidnapping
Leos have a knack for identity theft
Virgos are excellent at forging documents.
Libras do a nice job at diamond smuggling
Scorpios are successful drug barons
Sagittarians can find a lucrative career driving getaway cars.
Capricorns are best at grave robbing or extortion
Aquarians can make their mark in the criminal world by stalking, hacking or being a sniper.
Pisces do best at insurance fraud, charity scams or cooking up crack in their basement.

I’m a Virgo, you want to see my license?

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